⚸Livingॐ In☪The⚸MidstॐOf☪Eternity⚸: WORLD... →
ascensionawareness: WORLD LIBERATION DAY 5-5-2012 It is time to take action! It is time to take the destiny of our world in our own hands! Therefore we will meet in groups large and small, as individuals and couples, at the exact time of full moon this May. Millions of us will gather and…
Now that I'm not depressed
I understand how frustrated everyone would get when they would try to reinforce me with positive affirmations and I would shoot them down or find excuses as to why they wouldn’t work. When I see people acting like that now, it really pisses me off and I want to be like shut the fuck up, stop being a cry baby, you can’t just BE happy, it takes fucking work. If I can pull myself out of...
I’m going to whole foods to nom on some salad and hot bar.. maybe even buy some hummus..
Hooters made me gay
When I was six my dad’s wife worked at hooters. When we would go eat there, the hooters girls would fight over who was gunna bring me my crayons and get me a free t shirt. I was like yeeeaaaahhhh hooters bitches love meee. Pretty sure I’ve liked girls ever since…
I can't sleep
and half the people I work with think my boobs are fake. They’re not.
I ask for suggestions on stage names I remember I’ve already asked that question like 50 times..
Things I'll let myself buy if I work 3 days a week
week 1: naked 2 palate, primer potion, full set and pedicure week 2: acoustic guitar week 3: massage, hair cut, brows week 4: bb cream, wen hair, T.U.K. heels week 5: new bikini, new plugs week 6: tattoo week 7: crystals and crafts week 8: more tattoo So be a good lil stripper, and get your butt into work.. motivation is right up there!! ^^ two months worth too!
get stoned eat leftover panda yoga and meditate shower and get ready go to work
Take me to your prom and score cool points
Hot date - 5pts Doesn’t go to your school - 10pts Has tattoos - 15pts Old enough to buy booze - 20pts Will let you tell all your friends you boinked me - 25pts
Oh prom season
In lieu of seeing all the lil ladies post pictures of their dresses and whatnot, I thought I’d show you guys mine. I bought my dress when I was 17 and then graduated early so I never actually went to prom. But I still have this beautiful dress that I’ve never worn, its ABS by Alan Schwartz, and I have Steve Madden pumps and a Marc Jacobs clutch that both match, I would’ve just...